The Ballantyne Family: Diarrhea. . .

Just Because it's Funny!

Here is a list of all of the ways we have tried to earn money since we've been married:

-Furniture Delivery
-Library Worker
-Waitress at Cold Creek Cafe
-Vinyl Lettering
-Designing Birth/Wedding Announcements on Ebay
-Making/Selling Memory Quilts
-Making/Selling Baby Quilts
-Selling Arbonne
-Teaching School
-Chain Letters (ha ha ha)
-Painting Schools
-Scentsy
-Nickle Slots in Vegas
-Day Care
-Photography
-Teaching Piano Lessons
-Some stupid Leadership CD Bologna . . .
-Tutoring
-Cake Decorating
-Making/Selling Hooded Towels
-Yard Sales
-Ebay
-Selling Books on Amazon
-Pretzel Stand
-Preschool
-Running a Firework Stand
-Donating Plasma

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Diarrhea. . .

Diarrhea is the WORST thing about being a Mom. I can handle blood, puke, even the occasional booger, but I detest cleaning up diarrhea. I'm sorry if this post is inappropriate or any of you find it offensive. But, it is the truth.

5 comments:

Megs said...: Amen, sista! Anyone who has kids won't be grossed out, they will do what I did as I read...
nodded my head and totally agreed with you! Diarrea is why we don't drink too much apple juice at my house...nuff said! :D; 12/12/08, 12:14 AM
April said...: Oh my gosh, Jenny! How inappropriate! I am so offended by this post!; 12/12/08, 8:07 AM
Our Family said...: I totally agree... Its horrible. Not inappropriate at all, you're funny!; 12/12/08, 1:50 PM
Kim said...: oh, I'm so sorry!!! Good luck with it!; 12/12/08, 2:25 PM
The Ballantyne's said...: Jenny, I can't even joke about something like that. When the kids had it I would toss my cookies just prior to putting them in the shower, bottom first.; 12/12/08, 9:49 PM