To Tenant Davis Ballantyne:
I am issuing 9 day notice for EVICTION. Tenant will have 9 days in which he can either gather his belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, he will be physically removed from the property.
He's being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!
Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.
After 9 days from this day that he doesn’t comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.
Signed,
Mommy (landlord)
12 comments:
love this notice, hope to see him soon. seems like yesterday I was looking at your ticker and it said 20 weeks, nice to see 37!! good luck!
HA! Eviction notice? I love that! Can't wait to see baby Davis!!! And let me watch your boys sometime soon- even for an hour
That is funny!! Very creative!!
good luck with the rest of your pregnancy and delivery of the dude!
Oh my goodness, I'm dying. I was so confused at first. I LOVE IT. Cute name! Good luck with delivery and boy #3.
Oh Jen, hilarious!!! Cracked me up!!! Hope the eviction happens sooner then later!
LOVE THIS! That was cute! GOod luck with baby #3!
You crack me up!! Have him on the 13th those are always fun days for Parties. Love you all can't wait to love on Davis and the other two!!!
Oh! I'm dying! SO FUNNY! I think I will have to borrow this in a few months. Hope he vacates the premises very soon!
Oh my heck I can't STOP LAUGHING!! You are so funny... good luck getting him here ;)
You are so funny! Did you make this up? I miss your funny face. Good luck with the new one!
LOL!! I love and miss you.
OK, BEST done-being-prego blog post E.V.E.R!!!!!! :) Congrats on evicting your tenant! ;D
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